Don’t go anywhere without UPG’s invigorating little mints in a tin. Who knew you could get this cool?
Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Other Natural and Artificial Flavors, Magnesium Stearate, Acesulfame Potassium
Well, not everyone took those Cassandras to heart and out of the ashes, like a phoenix rose the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. In our Ivory Tower we haven’t yet discovered the first principles of Being (though we concur that the world is watery), but we have discovered that people seem to really like the giants of our culture reduced to little finger puppets, mugs and witty jokes.
Despite what you may think, we think deeply about the things we do and the objects we bring into this world and suffice it to say we’re proud to return philosophy to the days of Thales, when a philosopher could, with some crackpot ideas, make a living and make the world a better place. How do we do it? I don’t know. We just do.